A downloadable game for Windows

Buy Now1.99€ EUR or more

Run for your life in a destitute city while the police try desperately to take your coin. Beat the highscore, chuck gas tanks at people, grab coins with a vacuum, fall from 20 feet on a stray dog, unlock items to wear and don’t get taxed!

Run like a madman. Die like a boss.

PRESSKIT

ACHIEVED WITH CONSTRUCT 2
FULL WITH ORIGINAL EASTERN EUROPEAN SOUNDTRACK
CONTROLS
  • Player 1 - Arrows, Left Stick, (A) --- Move / Jump
  • Player 2 - WASD, Left Stick, (A) --- Move / Jump
  • Menu - WASD, Arrows, Left Stick --- Move
  • Enter, Space, (A) --- Confirm
  • Escape, Back --- Back, Exit
FEATURES
  • Difficult 3 button runner type game where you can even go backwards
  • Procedurally generated Eastern European levels, baddies and allies 
  • Insane powerups
  • Intense character customization
  • Local Multiplayer
  • Full HD pixel art by an Eastern European
  • Original Eastern European score by an Eastern European
  • Cheeki Breeki
SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
    MINIMUM:
    • OS: Windows XP SP3+
    • Processor: 1 GHz
    • Memory: 512 MB RAM
    • Storage: 100 MB available space
    RECOMMENDED:
    • OS: Windows 7 or newer
    • Processor: 2 GHz dual-core
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Storage: 100 MB available space


Purchase

Buy Now1.99€ EUR or more

In order to download this game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of 1.99€ EUR. You will get access to the following files:

Don't Tax Me, Bro! 73 MB

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